Articles by: matt

Arts/Entertainment, Body, Featured, Scene, Self, Silly/Sassy, Social

Holy Cow! You’re Nude! At Least Buy Me a Fritter First!

Holy Cow! You’re Nude! At Least Buy Me a Fritter First!

Time marches on, and so we continue to add to the calendar different days of celebration both nationally and internationally recognized. Now, these might not get the recognition of the larger religious, exploration-based or historically definitive holidays, but we find it fun to revel in the more “interesting” and “joyous” [...]

by × July 16, 2014 × 0 comments

Featured, Silly/Sassy, Social

Summer Break: Video Round-up week!

Summer Break: Video Round-up week!

Remember that substitute teacher whom we all loved? You know what we mean… the one who would turn off the lights, ask for general quiet and popped “Apollo 13,” “Stand By Me” or “Stand and Deliver” into the VCR/stacked TV combo that the A/V student wheeled in the period before? Oh [...]

by × July 9, 2014 × 0 comments

Arts/Entertainment, Featured, Silly/Sassy, Social

U.S. Student’s “Crowning” Achievement

U.S. Student’s “Crowning” Achievement

Germany is known for a lot of things. America is know for a lot of things. Who knew this would be their, shall we say, “offspring”?  In a technological era where photos, image apps and social networking sites can take a simple picture or video to international fame [or folly], [...]

by × July 2, 2014 × 0 comments

Body, Fashion/Lifestyle, Featured, Mind, Self, Social

Top Skincare Myths You Should Give Up Believing. Like Yesterday.

Top Skincare Myths You Should Give Up Believing. Like Yesterday.

You’ve seen us Spotlight her, have heard her wisdom on all things skincare…now meet Team Salted’s newest guru: Anna Lise Jensen! The Complexion Concierge herself has joined the henhouse here to bring a facet of her own expertise to the mix. Keep your eyes peeled and your minds prepared to [...]

by × June 26, 2014 × 0 comments

Arts/Entertainment, Body, Featured, Scene, Self, Sex/Love, Social

Abreast of Modern Art: Pleasures and Perils of the Erotic Fairground

Abreast of Modern Art: Pleasures and Perils of the Erotic Fairground

Bompas & Parr, a famous UK conceptual artistic pairing, first rose to acclaim with culinary pieces of sculptural gelatin; but after the enormous food fight that erupted at their “Architectural Jelly Banquet,” their exhibitions not only started becoming paid events, but also began to branch passed the Jell-O brand of [...]

by × June 24, 2014 × 0 comments

Body, Featured, Holiday, Mind, Self, Sex/Love, Soul

WICCAPEDIA: Summer Solstice, the Season of Sex, Sun and Success

WICCAPEDIA: Summer Solstice, the Season of Sex, Sun and Success

by Marie Davis Sun extends into the night as fairies stretch their wings. “O Holy God!” the fae cry out, “Rejoice the Holly King!” And so they dance upon the earth, painted golden in his rays Rumbling balefires reach upward to stroke the cheek of sky Over which, ardent lovers [...]

by × June 19, 2014 × 0 comments

Arts/Entertainment, Featured, Saltie Shakers, Social

Lady Day’s Audra McDonald and Her Fantastic Female Feat

Lady Day’s Audra McDonald and Her Fantastic Female Feat

Last night’s Tony Awards were a beautiful, boisterous exercise in one of the stage’s highest cooperatives of talent, creativity and performance. As always, the presenters were of high profile, the productions were high octane and the mood was joyous and familial. Much different than many of the red-carpet-laden awards shows [...]

by × June 9, 2014 × 0 comments

Featured, Silly/Sassy

Golden Nuggets: ‘The Girls’ Gab on Maya Angelou, CFDA ‘sheer’ness, and Swim Suit Season…

Golden Nuggets: ‘The Girls’ Gab on Maya Angelou, CFDA ‘sheer’ness, and Swim Suit Season…

  …if we could only get a panel of our lovely ladies of Dade County passed to give us witty bits of knowledge on today’s happenings, we’d likely have ourselves another round of: GOLDEN NUGGETS Golden Girls: (D)orothy, (B)lanche, (R)ose, (S)ophia Q: We are sure you’ve heard of the passing [...]

by × June 3, 2014 × 0 comments

Arts/Entertainment, Featured, Issues, Self, Social, Soul

Francesa and WFAN Sportscasters Laud Toxic Masculinity Over Paternity Leave

Francesa and WFAN Sportscasters Laud Toxic Masculinity Over Paternity Leave

  It’s not breaking news that WFAN sports commentary personalities Mike Francesa and Boomer Esiason found themselves in the center of a frenzied controversy based around their aggressive opinions over NY Mets player Daniel Murphy’s paternity leave. These gentlemen suggested that Murphy’s choice to be there for the birth and [...]

by × April 16, 2014 × 0 comments

Featured, Silly/Sassy

Golden Nuggets: ‘The Girls’ Gab on Equal Pay, Free Cones and More…

Golden Nuggets: ‘The Girls’ Gab on Equal Pay, Free Cones and More…

…just another round from the panel of our lovely ladies-of-Dade-County-passed giving us witty bits of knowledge on today’s happenings, and it might go a li’l something like this: GOLDEN NUGGETS Golden Girls: (D)orothy, (B)lanche, (R)ose, (S)ophia Q: Today, April 8th, is Equal Pay Day… what do you ladies think about [...]

by × April 8, 2014 × 0 comments