Golden Nuggets: ‘The Girls’ Comment On Contraception And Pussy Riot

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…if we could only get a panel of our lovely ladies of Dade County passed to give us witty bits of knowledge on today’s happenings, we’d likely have ourselves:

GOLDEN NUGGETS

Golden Girls: (D)orothy, (B)lanche, (R)ose, (S)ophia

Q: With all these new forms of contraception out there, what’s your preferred method?

D: Call me traditional but I think a healthy conversation and non-expired condoms are the way to go.

R: Back in St. Olaf we had to sleep with a goat between us. If anyone got too frisky it was a sure fire way to get a hoof print in a terribly uncomfortable place!

B: Having to “go Dutch” on dinner.

S: Prayer. If that doesn’t work, the threat of marriage.

Q: What’s your reaction to the public whipping of Pussy Riot members at the Olympics?

D: It’s an absolute travesty that these occurrences exist and, even worse, are tolerated on any facet of our Global theatre. Censorship, aggression and Patriarchy are the true trifecta running Russian politics today.

S: I once held a riot down there, but it was the 70s. C’mon we were all going “free”.

B: I don’t know about that, but down at the Rusty Anchor there was a Sausage Fest last weekend… Now how disappointed was I when it was actually a cookout run by the Polish Retiree Foundation. And there was NO whipping of any kind!

R: Would anyone like a glass of pink lemonade?

Q: Give us your thoughts on SaltedScarletry:

B: As a proud daughter of the south, I love the references to our female presence in mind, body and spirit. I’m mostly body, but you’re not blind; look for yourself.

R: I think it’s just wonderful. Oh, and the pictures are the best! Where are the word searches though?

D: This is more than a website, it’s a proper platform for all things female. There is content, commentary, community and comedy. I’m sold! I’ll make my students write in for extra credit.

S: There’s no “personals” section. Or coupons. The Penny Saver has denture cream coupons. Would it kill YOU people?

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